CLASSIFIED • IDENTITY ASSESSMENT NO. 001
HOW CYPRIOT AS FUCK ARE YOU?
Your passport says one thing. Your behaviour may suggest otherwise.
25 questions. One percentage. A diagnosis you may not be emotionally prepared for.
Answer honestly. There are no right answers, and no scores will be shown until you finish. Your family may disagree with the findings.
REPUBLIC OF CYPRIOT AS FUCK™ / CONFIDENTIAL REPORT
OFFICIAL IDENTITY REPORT
PSYCHOLOGICAL FINDINGS
OFFICIAL WARNING